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Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

AIK KANJOS KAY GHER AAGH LAGH GAE, WOH APNAY GHER KO BACHA NA SAKA, KYON KAY WOH SARI RAAT, FIR BRIGADE WALON KO MISSCAL MARTA RAHA.

MSG KARNE PE JO MARTE HAIN... CALL KARNE SE JO DARTE HAIN...... BAD LUCK TO DEAKHO.....?? AISAY KANJOOS DOST MARE HI PALLE PARTE HAIN

Hansti thi hasati thi, Baloon ko lehrati thi, Kuch soch ker sharmati thi, Kuch soch k muskurati thi, Aj pata chala wo PAGAL thi :)

Ek hathi ny chunti ko cheara tu chunti hathi ki biwi k pass gaee aur kaha k apnay shohar ko samja looo warna mard humaray ghar main b hain...... :-)

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor, en tinon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor, main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire, lakin, lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye..., Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

EK Mian Bevi k 3 Bachey they ek ka naam Rehmat Elahi , Dosrey Ka Barket Elahi or Teesrey ka naam Mehboob Elahi Hai jab unka ka Chotha beta Paida hoa to unhon ney socha k is ka naam rakhtey hain bas ker Elahi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,paper per tasveer apki bnayi, per hansane ki bajai bachonko daraane k kaam aai

Hum dosti ko pura nibhana janty hn Zakhum tumhary kitny b gehry hon hm dawa lgana janty hn.
Humein bholny ki khuwaish b mat krna Q k hum gala dabana b janty hn.    
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