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Ramazan sms |
Hi jan___, ia haal hai jan___, Kaha ho jan___, kab miloge
jan___, Missing u jan___, Zyada khush mat hona. Har
blank____mai "wer" Lagana bhool gya tha lga lena. |
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Funny sms
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Poetry sms
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Urdu sms |
Yun to hum hai
bhramachari par jaha dekhi nari vahi aakh mari... pati to
hamari nahi to phir bhramachari... |
Love sms |
Sardar Jokes
sms
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Kiss sms
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Ek pathan ki
tension: mjhe samjh nahi ati log,mahina mahina kaisay nahi
nahatay...mujhe tu 28wain roz kharish hona shuru ho jati
hai. |
Flirt sms
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Eid sms
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Bhai Log k sms
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A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, ye
sms her unparh k mobile per pohanchain aur taleem ko aam
karain. PARVEZ ILAHI KA KHAWB, PARHA LIKHA PUNJAB. |
Punjabi sms
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Good Night sms
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Birthday sms
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a grl in a wedding
ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar,
sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied u
naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao |
New year sms
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Greeting
sms
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Islamic sms
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Beta:- Papa Apki
Shadi Ho Gayi Hai. Papa:-Ha Beta Ho Gayi Hai. Beta:-Kis Ke
Sath. Papa:-Apki Mumy Ke Sath. Beta:-Hooon.......... Ghar
Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya. . |
Missing you sms |
Good Morning
sms
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Decent sms
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2 Pyaz 3 Lahsun 5gm
Zeera 5 Kali Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 4 Spoon Oil 1 Cup Waqter
Or Thoda Sa Hara Daniya Pata Hai Mein Kya Bana Raha Hon ?
Tumhe Ullu :P ... |
Cute
sms
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FriendShip sms
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Pic. sms |
A donkey kicked
sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw
a zebra &
started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka
de raha hai'. |
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Sardar & sardarni in
Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath
dal raha hai Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke
Betwa mere pas hai |
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