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Dhoka mila jab pyar mein, Zindagi mein udaasi chha gai, Socha thaa chhor den ge is raaste ko
Kambakhat Mohallay mein Doosrii aa gaiiiiii......

Phool Khilta Hai Khily Ga Garmi Bohout Hai Doddo Ka Glass Mily Ga

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se k saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Hum ne un ki tasweer apne man main saja li, Un ki yaad apney dil main basa li. Lekin ............. jub unhon ne hum per koi tawajjo na di, To hum ne bhi un ki chhoti behen phansa li.
 

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta, Magar mujhe kaam tha. Main tumhare liye doob ke marta, Magar mujhe zukaam tha.

bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain...

master; zameen pr rehny waly janwerbachy dety hain,hawa main urny waly andy dety hain, woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai b urti hai or bachy b deti hai?? student: air hostess

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....  Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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