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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Ek aadmi qabr par baitha tha. Ek musafir ne pucha darr nahi lagta???
Aadmi : Darne ki kya baat hai...???Andar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya..

Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste

"Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILU kehna agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna"

Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

Tum dur sahi majboor sahi per yaad tumhari aati hai, Tum saans waha latay ho per badbo yaha tak aati hai Use karo CLOSE UP tooth paste

After the death of imran hashmi, what w'll be written on his grave..
"DO NOT DISTURB", Salaa pehli baar akela so raha hain.... !!!!

woh ladaai hee kya jisme do char gaaliyaan nah ho.
Woh Sasuraal hee kya jisme mein do char saaliyaan na ho

Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane? Husn Bana to Deewane bane?
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane? ha ha ha!

girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........
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