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You're unique,
just like everyone else....
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Everybody has
the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
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Why do our
noses run and our feet smell?
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Keep Earth
clean, it's not Ur-anus
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Plan to be
spontaneous tomorrow
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Make love not
war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
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Don't do it
behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours
ain't!
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When you judge
others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
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The more I
learn, the I forget. So why would I learn?
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You're looking
at perfection, and it ain't you!
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Do blind
eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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If electricty
comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Never wish on
1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
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I know that
you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's
why you never tell me
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We both know
I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
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Women/Men are
proof that women/men can take a joke
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As long as my
boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that
I work hard
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An answer to
that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
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What do an
Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
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Nobody like
me, so I always have 1 friend
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Girls/Boys are
great, every boy/girl should own one
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You know it's
always business doing pleasure with you
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If you throw
rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
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I’ve lost my
phone number, can I have yours?
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One day, we
will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the
subject
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When I’m good,
I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
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I'm not
smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
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24 hours in a
day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
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I'm fat, but
your ugly. I can diet
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English! Who
needs that? I'm never going to England!
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You may laugh
because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the
same
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If at first
you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
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Stupid
cupid... stop pickin on me!
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I am on the
seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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ScReW
TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
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I aint guilty,
im just not innocent! ;-)
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Can I get your
picture? I collect nature disasters
