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For
all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the
center of YOUR world!
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I'm
cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
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You
and the bank own a very lovely home
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I
would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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I
am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a
vegetarian because I hate plants
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Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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You
don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
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All
racists who are prepared to die for their country, why
not now?
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Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
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Superman is a travestite
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Do
they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at
the Special Olympics?
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Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
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Lower the age of puberty!
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God
bless Atheism
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I
drink to make other people interesting
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My
life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
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An
unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits
instead
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A
miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but
can't
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Anarchists of the world, unite!
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Why
doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey
goalie?
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Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground
and miss
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On
the other hand, you have different fingers
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Who
laughs last, thinks the slowest
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really
good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
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I'm
a mistake - legalize abortion!
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I
hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
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That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell:
Goodbye!!
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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back
seats cause kids
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I'm
not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
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First law of science: don't spit into the wind
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I
refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
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If
corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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My
theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
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If
the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?
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Even hot girls have to fart
