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Ramazan sms |
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered
chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang
kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil
murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha |
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Funny sms
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Poetry sms
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Urdu sms |
Day a monkey kicked a sarder
on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find
a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back
and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." |
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Love sms |
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Sardar Jokes
sms
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Kiss sms
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya
hoooon
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Flirt sms
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Eid sms
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Bhai Log k sms
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long
does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the
Sardar and
hangs up. |
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Punjabi sms
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Good Night sms
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Birthday sms
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine
at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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New year sms
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Greeting
sms
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Islamic sms
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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY
MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" " |
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Missing you sms |
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Good Morning
sms
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Decent sms
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Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard
de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot
laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
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Cute
sms
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FriendShip sms
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Pic. sms |
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with
a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U
sister. |
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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam
Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"
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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein
gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme
aur colour dikhao!!!
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