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Ramazan sms |
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare
yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal
hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai |
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Funny sms
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Poetry sms
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Urdu sms |
AIK SARDAR G KAY GHER AAGH LAGH GAE,
WOH APNAY GHER KO BACHA NA SAKA,
KYON KAY WOH SARI RAAT
FIR BRIGADE WALON KO MISSCAL MARTA RAHA. |
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Love sms |
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Sardar Jokes
sms
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Kiss sms
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a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2
go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay
ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao |
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Flirt sms
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Eid sms
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Bhai Log k sms
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Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni:
Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas
hai |
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Punjabi sms
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Good Night sms
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Birthday sms
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage
Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon.... |
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New year sms
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Greeting
sms
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Islamic sms
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Two Sardars were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath
aa rahi hain.. Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha |
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Missing you sms |
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Good Morning
sms
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Decent sms
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A sardar said to a girl, Please Love
me.
The girl replied rudely
Tumhain Love karnay say pehlay may apnee jaan na day doon.
Sardar said " Mar jana, kisay ghareeb day kam na aana" |
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Cute
sms
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FriendShip sms
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Pic. sms |
ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook
liye khra tha,his wife askes him"y r u standing
here".sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.wife"to
jaao na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...! |
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A sardar`s family saw a movie
SHOLAY and came back to home..Husband said NAACH basanti
NAACH and child said basanti is KUTTAY k saamnay mat
naachna... |
1 Sardar: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas
jaane waala tha, kya hua?
2 Sardar: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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