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Ramazan sms |
Jo juldi mile woh
hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko
mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. |
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Funny sms
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Poetry sms
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Urdu sms |
Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko
multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. |
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Sardar Jokes
sms
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Kiss sms
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Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent,
respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. |
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Flirt sms
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Eid sms
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Bhai Log k sms
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5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam
ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi
rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Punjabi sms
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Good Night sms
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Birthday sms
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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New year sms
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Greeting
sms
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Islamic sms
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Sardar going with
his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi
tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
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Missing you sms |
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Good Morning
sms
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Decent sms
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A Sardar went 2
hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! |
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Cute
sms
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FriendShip sms
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Pic. sms |
Message pe message
bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho
toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron
ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! |
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Suchta tha har mor
per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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Ek bandar ne apni
shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum
mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz
plz promise me plz...
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